A GPOY, in which it is revealed that Jen has clavicles.
In all my time on Tumblr, I’ve noticed there seems to be a major fixation bordering on...
Cruddy drawing wherein I continue to complain about ‘cat on head’ syndrome.
I forgot to cat
Decided to dog.
I haven’t got a full night’s sleep since we adopted Sherlock…
The plus side to gaining weight- I’ve got tits!!! XD
Cold steel pressed against my tongue,
Tastebuds severed by a rough edge,
Blood comes out, spattered in slurs,
Coming out as pointless speech.
When cuts come from the blade,
The sharp edge that separates truth and lie,
I cannot begin to fathom how to react,
For I am human,
And thus am both Truth and a Lie,
And tasting a knife should cleave me in twain.
Out of boredom I decided,
To drive a knife into my brain.
You may think it’s stupid,
But I’ve never been too sane.
The blood ran down in my eyes,
And I got an idiotically brilliant idea,
To write down a glorious epic,
To record a heroic saga.
With knife dug deep in my head,
I worked like a mindless bug,
And I showed my epic to the world,
So they could give it an unempathetic shrug.