The Pen and The Wind
The writings and musings of a windswept soul.
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It’s Springtime, and I am twitterpated!
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bits and pieces
when our dreams
have all headed
south
when the memories we held tight
against our chest
only remain as tattered
remnants
when...
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The Cup I Left Behind
I became trapped in a pixilated universe—
a virtual reality, I invested in a world
of people I couldn’t see or touch, but
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procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
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Home
Longing takes
so much of love’s breath,
what can remain
when figures are confirmed,
static, constant?
Passion pricks patience’s fingers,
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- *I get a call from a telemarketer trying to sell me a "natural male enhancement" product. I decided to have a bit of fun with them.*
- Me: Wait a minute, who were you trying to reach?
- Telemarketer: Jared Talbert.
- Me: Ahh, well this is Jared Smith.
- Telemarketer: Oh... *sounds of typing*. Well, do you live at (Real address kept out)?
- Me: No, I live at 425 Bon Villa Road.
- Telemarketer: Oh... *sounds of typing* Well, while I have you here, let me tell you about our product. It uses only natural ingredients-
- Me: Actually, let me stop you there. I... god this is embarrassing.
- Telemarketer: What?
- Me: I'm actually in the middle of gender reassignment surgery, so I can't really use your product.
- Telemarketer: *long awkward silence* Oh...
- Me: Yeah...
- Telemarketer: *very uncomfortably* Well, have a good day.
- Me: *hangs up*
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poemsmistakenforsongs said:
Try hitting on whoever’s calling you. I worked in a call center once and a creepy guy hit on me when I called him…needless to say I kept that conversation short.
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