I visited my favorite teacher from high school today. He was so influential and important to me and I’m glad that were still communicating. I talked...
The south sucks in a lot of ways but at least we have Bojangles.
i think id want to but we’d both be too embarrassed to get very far
The best friends in the world are the ones that you can have discussions of what kinks you think fictional characters have.
I’m quite the pick up artist,
It’s a skill of mine,
I go out to some popular bar,
And get trashed on everything but wine.
I sauce until I’m a fall down mess,
Bemoaning how my life is shit,
Wailing my sorrows into my glass,
Until the bartender is sick of it.
I’ll slur out a morbid soliloquy,
And recite drunken poetry so shitty,
Until a lady has enough,
And talks to me out of pity.
Smooth operating there.