The Pen and The Wind

The writings and musings of a windswept soul.
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straightwhiteboysanonymous:

Can we signal boost this creep?

So I saw the location and looked him up. I went to high school with this fucker. Ugh… disgusting. 

(via wolf-of-death-valley)

Long story, crazy life.

I’m going to attempt to set aside some time tomorrow so I can write a few things, and queue them to post throughout the week. 

So hopefully, you will enjoy them. And I apologize for the delay. 

positivelycrippled:

this show can really pull the heartstrings

This character and this episode always reduces me to a blubbering mess of emotion. 

Damn it, I’m crying right now. 

wolf-of-death-valley:

quentintortellini:

pen pals with benefits

penandwind
lol

This description is so perfect. lol 

wolf-of-death-valley:

mousathe14:

ankoku37:

brianthuff:

Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.

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"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."

"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."

"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."

"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."

"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."

"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”

"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."

"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."

"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."

I CANT BREATHE

I feel like I might be going through life rolling ones tbqh

Back when I played tabletop rpgs, I rolled a 20 once and my bard made an entire town full of possessed villagers succumb to my influence and they ended up falling into an giant, village wide orgy. 

Later on, I rolled a 1 trying to dodge a golem’s fist and somehow stumbled into the fist, and died instantly. 

Tabletops are utter madness, and that is why they are so perfect. 

celestial-sexhair:

bartimanus:

wontonpoop:

Pretty girls with long hair!! Stop cutting that shit off!! Boys don’t wanna date girls with boys haircuts!! Sorry!!

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the gif though

Pretty girls with long hair!! Do whatever you want with your hair! Boys don’t want to date girls with boy’s haircuts, but mature adults will like you and respect your decisions!! Not sorry!!

(via catieinabox)

paintalien:

8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

right so theres this thing called the bullet shrimp imageand not only are these things totally badass and stylish

they have 16 colour cones in their vision

us humans only have 3

these things can literally see over 5 times as many colours as we can

literally they can look at what we would see as a completely black space and see thousands of colours we don’t even know exist

do you understand how fuCKING COOL THAT IS

Also, a little closer to home, they’ve found an uncommon genetic condition in women, only about 1 in 100 women have it. (Doesn’t occur in men) which gives them more color cones, essentially giving them the ability to see more colors than others. 

But the weird thing is, because we only teach the colors most of us can see, that there is an entire populace of people within our society that can see colors we cannot perceive or even imagine, and they don’t even really know it. 

Kind of mind boggling. 

(via fandomodyssey)

I am drunk and sad and alone and things are terrible and I hate life. 

thefrogman:

[ Prince ]

But where is Pumba?!

(via madness-tomagnet)

Dang. 
Would you believe that is mostly original poetry too?

Dang. 

Would you believe that is mostly original poetry too?

Y u no make good choices?

Because I needed the pain to take my mind off that stuff. Plus, I really just kind of reacted and did it. 

So I did punch a wall and now I hurt my hand. Not the smartest decision. 

I am too tired to do anything, have a ton to do, and so frustrated I could punch a wall. 

Asker Anonymous Asks:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
penandwind penandwind Said:

Well, I’d guess about 3-5 ounces a day, based on the size and metabolism of the woodchuck. 

Sooo… I’m pretty much stuck at home tonight. And I’m kind of bored. 

Anyone want to talk or send me questions or whatever? I promise I’ll make it fun/interesting.